Give That Man A Blow Job: Mayor Pete Buttigieg (hehe, ‘butt’)

Give That Man A Blow Job: Mayor Pete Buttigieg  

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The handsome 37 year old mayor of Indiana is making history as the first openly gay presidential candidate. The very attractive Mayor Buttigieg knows his campaign is a long shot, but that hasn’t stopped fine, fine Pete Buttigieg from calling out creepy Vice President Mike Pence on his extreme weirdo beliefs.

“He’s written that he thinks that cigarettes don’t kill,” the dashing Buttigieg stated in a recent CNN interview. The sultry Mayor continued, saying the spooky VP, “seems to believe people like me just get up and decide to be gay.”

The fine, fine Mr. Buttigieg has a few things going for him in addition to his ravishing good looks:

  • The incredibly dreamy Buttigieg is a Harvard-trained Rhodes Scholar.
  • The super yummy Mayor is an Afghanistan War veteran!
  • The hot-to-trott Buttigieg went to college with Marc Zuckerberg and was likely one of the first few hundred sign ups on Facebook. (Okay, so maybe that isn’t totally in his favor…)

Anyway, he’s way, way better than that fugly Ronnie Kroell