UPDATE: We are still making efforts to get to the bottom of this story.
A gay sex party in Brooklyn, NY this past weekend charged Cumdump Bottoms a whopping $65 to attend while Tops were only charged $25.
The situation proves the adage that Bottoms really are a dime a dozen while demonstrating that NYC truly is Bottom heavy.
Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
The real outrage, though, was focused on the event organizers insisting on drawing large Ts and Bs on each participant with a Sharpie. “We had to ensure that no one paid the lower Tops rate and then ducked into a dark corner and bent over,” said one of the organizers.
“That just wouldn’t be fair,” the anonymous organizer stated. “Tops really are in demand and expected to perform at a high level at our events.”
A BLINDFOLD FOR EVERY CUMDUMP BOTTOM!
“Tops are a sex party holly grail,” he continued, “Without tops we’d all just be laying there with our asses in the air bumping into each other!”
Said one blindfolded Cumdump Bottom boy, “I’d pay twice as much if I was guaranteed there would be a Top there. I want to know it’s worth my while too douche in the first place.”
There is speculation that the original complaint wasn’t really about the pricing. Rather, it was an excuse from one of the Cumdump Bottom guys who, for whatever reason, couldn’t get laid in a whore house.
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With that in mind, the organizers are expected to ride the momentum and actually pay tops to attend the next event. “It’s not prostitution if you are blindfolded!”
