Here’s a new series from our cranky new writer, HAZE. If you don’t like what he says, don’t complain to us. We’re afraid of him! Enjoy what he has to say and be sure to check out Southern Strokes to see if he’s right or wrong. BTW, it’s nothing against Southern Strokes, HAZE hates everything. They should be honored they got to be the first lamb at the slaughter.
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Apparently, according to the title of this movie the guys have been ‘Let loose!’. Personally I’ve seen more activity in a cage full of sloths who don’t quite fancy each other.
Sucking on a buddy
Check out the guy doing the rimming. Did you notice his eyes straying towards the camera for his ‘Im ready for my closeup, Mr. De Mille’ shot? Also, Limpus Dikus seems to be the new thing when having oral sex too. The poor dude trying to insert his deserves our sympathy and should at least get a brass star for effort. I have to admit though that the ‘from below’, camera shot was quite effective even if it did only serve to accentuate the fact that the supposed fucker couldn’t get a hard on.
Fucking time!
All in all, if the Producers of this thing expect me to get excited because three dudes are bravely trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear (that’s an English expression for trying to polish a turd), then he or she dosen’t know too much about his/her audience. We are but simple souls out here but we do know the difference between groans of pure ecstacy and a few pseudo howls inserted as background gumpf!
Turns out the pyramids WERE build pretty quickly!
Come on, gentlemen, let’s have some decent, credible and sexually exciting porn and stop playing around with this rubbish!
Love, Haze
