There’s a new wolf in town and he likes to jack his rod with a new masturbation balm called Wolf Spit. It’s coconut oil based so it’s safe to ingest, although it’s not recommended that you slather it on your toast in the morning like my grandma did with her beloved Kentucky Jelly.
Wolf Spit Will Make your cock grow
As usual, we’re not paid for advertising. We just like masturbating all over everything in the house, and this is fun stuff that won’t stain too much. Trust me, I fucked a guy the other night and unbeknownst to me, he used silicone lube on my brand new couch. That’s worse than a blood stain. Try getting that shit out. The creators of Wolf Spit have spent the past four years perfecting their all-natural masturbation balm. Wolf Spit is fragrance free, non-greasy, water-soluble, and melts with your body heat to satisfy your inner wolf. It has never been tested on animals, only tested on humans. Wolf Spit is coconut oil based so it’s safe with toys and safe to ingest. It’s not recommended as a lube for fucking though, so follow their lead when they call it a ‘masturbation balm’. There’s something in it that gives it that extra uumph that might feel like 40 grit sandpaper up your butt.
The pack that plays together, stays together. WOOF! – Wolfdog
When I went to the website I noticed it’s available to buy at the Phoenix Bar in New Orleans. Holy mother fucking shit. If you ever want a good time, just go to the Phoenix upstairs dark room. It’s hot as balls (both figuratively and quite literally in the summer). There’s a really crabby bartender who yells at you if he sees any cell phones or vapes going off. He threatens to call the cops, which is funny. I’d love to see the police come up the rickety stairs and elbow their way through the dark, close, ripe blowjob action to arrest some guy vaping an e-cig with his dick stuck down a gulping throat. That aside, Crabby Joe pours a nice stiff one and I’ve never sucked more cock in my life in one night than every night I’ve been to the Phoenix. I wish I’d have had some Wolf Spit with me while I was on my knees. Now you can buy it right there, although Crabby Joe might get mad at you for asking.
Here’s my review of the Wolf Spit:
Good packaging for your package
Open the can before using
The ingredients.
Join the pack visit www.wolfspit.com
MADE IN THE U.S.A.
