Los Angeles: Alternadudes and DirtyBoyVideo literally swept the Red Carpet at the 2nd Annual Str8UpGayPorn Awards.
“When the organizers contacted me about the red carpet, I didn’t realize they would just hand me a broom and demand I ‘get to it’ already,” said Koloff, the voice of Alternadudes.com.
Although neither site was nominated for anything in any category, or has ever been mentioned on the event’s blog, both Koloff and Andy from DirtyBoyVideo were hopeful for a write-in upset. “It could have happened,” says Andy, “I mean, we can vote a beer guzzling sexual predator to the Supreme Court, so why not vote Alternadudes “Best Cum Guzzling Site” or something?”
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“The worst part of this humiliating cleaning experience wasn’t just the promoter’s insistence on calling me ‘Hazel,’ it was realizing that my broom was smaller than other men’s brooms,” Koloff lamented.
“Really a blow to one’s self confidence,” he added.
Both producers look forward to a time when low rent gay porn will be recognized for it’s creative integrity and not just used for gay conversion therapy.
