Tim Cook: Butt Piracy is “God’s Greatest Gift To Me!”

Apple CEO and allegedly one of God’s favorites, Tim Cook says being a butt pirate is God’s Greatest Gift To him.  He did not detail the not-so-great gifts the Almighty sent his way, but maybe accumulating a net worth of $625 million is a close second.

Desire To Suck Cock A Gift From God

Desire To Suck Cock A Gift From God

Coming out as homosexual in 2014 was inspired, in part, from letters apparently written by gay children experiencing bullying and rejection from their families.  It is unclear why gay children would write letters -via regular mail- to the CEO of a mobile phone company to deal with their sexual identity.  And while he was still in the closet.

Concluding that staying in that closet was “selfish,” he came out on October 30th, 2014.  Presumably he wanted to avoid coming out on Halloween when gay kids are already frightened enough.

Tim Cook continues, explaining that he wanted to show these gay children that they “can be gay and still go on and do some big jobs in life.”

You can be ‘gay’ and still get to work!  Big Jobs.  Like getting Steve Job’s job!    

“I learned what it was like to be a minority,” Cook told CNN. “The feeling of being in a minority gives you a level of empathy for other people who are not in the majority.”

Not only does being gay make Tim Cook a minority, so does the double whammy of being a white multi-multi-multi-millioniare AND part of the 1%! 

So humbling.