$175K Blowjob King Doesn’t Want To Be The Blowjob King

Andy King, event producer for the Fyre Festival shit show appeared in a Netflix documentary about the failed event.

Hilariously, King claims organizer Billy McFarland said the Head of Customs, know only as ‘Cunningham,’ offered to waive a $175,000 customs fee if Andy would blow him. 

The documentary seems to have been produced so the high profile organizers who worked for convicted fraudster Billy McFarland could distance themselves from him and any responsibility for the career killing disaster.

$175,000 Blow Job?

$175,000 Blow Job?

Now, Andy King is not an unattractive man, but really, can he give a $175,000 blowjob?  Can anyone?  Just think of how many blowjobs that kind of money could buy!  And from so many different people!  This Cunningham person just doesn’t think big enough.

We don’t know what this mysterious ‘Cunningham’ looks like and frankly don’t care. Hell, the entire Homomania staff would gladly line up and gobble his horrible knob for just half that amount of cash! 

Mr. Cunningham: please contact us at: homo@homomania.com or mania@homomania.com and we’ll make arrangements to suck your dick ASAP. We accept PayPal.

Maybe McFarland was just fucking with King in a sort of making-fun-of-the-gay kind of way. If so, then King fell for it like all the suckers around McFarland.  Regardless, this story makes as much sense as the Fyre festival itself.

Side note: King says he “drank some mouth wash” before heading to Cunningham’s office to give him head.  Come on, you’re supposed to rinse after you do the deed!