I know, I know, both readers of this blog are saying ‘what the fuck is this Cranky Cocksucker going on about?’ But just hear out this modest proposal:
The Second Amendment isn’t just for crazy ass right wing fuck nuts. It’s for us, too! All LGBTQI people should to be armed AND OPEN CARRY! We are a need to embrace the all powerful firearm!
Yes, guns are bad, sure. But a Faggot with a gun – that’s bad ass!!
Happy Hunting
Straights should see Gays Packing Guns everywhere! The gym, Barney’s, the street, the sauna! All kinds of guns! Hand guns, assault rifles, machine guns, shot guns, uzis, pistols, Walther PPKs, Smith & Westons, six shooters, muskets, cross bows even (why not?)
Not for defense. We already take care of ourselves. We’re practically a well regulated militia already. We want guns to give the hets and haters a loud and clear message: DON’T FUCK WITH US! The LGBTQI community will be weaponized. We can go on Scruff hookups confident the stranger sucking our cock KNOWS we are fully loaded! THAT’S SAFE SEX!
When chucklefuck NRA assholes talk about their Second Amendment rights, they’ll be talking about our rights.
Coming out will be a fast track to a gun show. “Mom, Dad, I’m having sex with boys and I like it. So get me a Truvada prescription and a motherfucking gun!”
Open carry! When people see someone with a gun, they’ll be all like, “that is so gay!”
Make guns gay! Unite Around Our Uzi’s!
All it takes is a rainbow flag, an AK-47 and a dream!
