[jwp-video n="1"]I bet you didn’t kow that apparently a ‘cock ride’ includes a blow job in Europe – well, neither did I until I watched this crap. Behind Friends seems to think that terrible dialogue spoken by two people of dubious nationality (possibly Czech – but I could be wrong) is enough to get our zips udone, cock out and ready for action – remember we have just been invited to join this couple for a ‘chat’. Drooling at the pee-slit and all of a tremble for the ‘chat’, we are ignored while our hosts, John and Danny get into it without a ‘come and join us’, or even a ‘would you like a cup of tea?’
I don’t know about you but a chubby, muscled bloke whose not all that gifted in the facial department either does little to get my cum juices flowing. But then it takes all sorts, as they say. And that rim job??? One third of a tongue two inches away from his arsehole!! And that’s supposed to be a rimjob? However, I do respect the athletic ability of John’s position – it’s pure animalistic lardosis (check the word out) while he is being fucked – well done Johnny boy. That’s about all I can say that’s complementary about this movie.
Look here, if you must make a porn movie in the 21st century (preferably in 2019 or therabouts) remember that we have all seen suck, fuck and rim before. Many times . TOO MANY FUCKIN TIMES!! Could I please ask the flimmakers of today to get out there in the field and see what sexual excitement is all about, they seem to have forgotten because they are producing the same plotless, badly subtitled, dialogue deficient rubbish that their colleagues have been doing since Adam dropped his apple.
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